Never Have I Ever

Time for something different. Did you ever play the drinking game, Never Have I Ever? That’s what’s up today. Instead of taking a drink for every time you have done “it,” give yourself a point. You won’t win anything so, I guess the points don’t really matter.  LOL

Here goes…

Never have I ever … been on TV (1 point for me!)

Never have I ever … been on a blind date (1 more point for me!)

Never have I ever … faked being sick to get out of work (good thing I’m retired now!)

Never have I ever … started a forest fire

Never have I ever … run a marathon (HAHAHAHAHAH … no)

Never have I ever … sang karaoke (and yet another point)

Never have I ever … fallen asleep during a movie at the movie theater (um, yes, 1 more point)

Never have I ever … flown on a private jet

Never have I ever … slid into someone’s DMs (um, what, how, huh?!)

Never have I ever … worn someone else’s underwear

Never have I ever … made out with someone on the high school band bus (1 extremely unproud-of-that-moment point)

Never have I ever … used a fake ID

Never have I ever … gotten kicked out of a foreign country

Never have I ever … had to go to court (2 points; LOL wouldn't YOU like to know)

Never have I ever … crashed the wedding of an ex

Never have I ever … been an officiant at a friends’ wedding (3 points … they are all divorced now … erm….)

Never have I ever … saved a life

Never have I ever … dropped my phone in a used toilet (grosses me out just thinking about it – but no, I haven’t)

Never have I ever … gotten a tattoo (7 points  WOO HOO)

Never have I ever … gotten stripped searched (no, but one should ALWAYS wear clean undies just in case!)

Never have I ever … seen a ghost

Never have I ever … peed in a public swimming pool (1 point, but in my defense, I was a little girl! Honest!!)

Never have I ever … gone skinny dipping (in a hot tub count?)

Never have I ever … been ghosted by someone (1 big stinkin’ point)

Never have I ever … lied during a traffic stop

Never have I ever … farted in public then tried to blame it one someone else (oh, right, like I’m going to claim points for this!)

Never have I ever … owned guns (2 points)

Never have I ever … caused a scene in a restaurant

Never have I ever … eaten dog food – on purpose (no, but a sibling did!)

Never have I ever … had someone else do my homework for me

Never have I ever … petted a bison that was in the wild (um, don’t, ‘kay?)

Never have I ever … seen an alien

Never have I ever … googled my name (a LOT, but I’ll just take 1 point)

Never have I ever … had a pet snake (we had a garter snake in our yard once but dad cut its head off, so ... no points)

Never have I ever … thrown someone a surprise party where no one showed up (1 point)

Never have I ever … managed to keep an indoor plant alive for more than 6 weeks

Never have I ever … streaked through my high school

Never have I ever … pretended to get an emergency call/text so I could leave a bad date (I’ve MADE the calls, but never gotten them, so … still no point)

Never have I ever … had emergency surgery (1 big point here)

Never have I ever … pulled an all-nighter then gone straight to work

Never have I ever … been fired from a job (1 point – tried to tell the guy how to run his business; I was 18; it was my 2^nd job   *palm to forehead*)

Never have I ever … driven the bridge over the Royal Gorge (ABSOLUTELY NOT!)

Never have I ever … checked up on an ex in social media (1 point – but really, who hasn’t!)

Never have I ever … stolen something from a store (1 point but it was 50 years ago – doesn’t make it right, just sayin’)

Never have I ever … been in a singing group that recorded an album (1 point – I used to be a pretty darn good singer!)

Never have I ever … gotten arrested (nope, but got fingerprinted)

Never have I ever … been bitten by a vampire

Never have I ever … met someone famous

Never have I ever … petted an alpaca

Never have I ever … had to get my hair cut short because I got gum in it

Never have I ever … clogged a toilet in someone else’s house (ewwwwwww)

Never have I ever … chewed my toenails (I’m not bendy anymore so … maybe as a baby?)

Never have I ever … dated an ex-con (*sigh* 1 point)

Never have I ever … faked my birthday to get a free dessert at a restaurant (HAHAHA no)

Never have I ever … had a crush on someone I worked with (sort of – then we got married // and divorced – still, 1 point!)

Never have I ever … walked into a glass door while sober (1 point)

Never have I ever … met a Hobbit

Never have I ever … wished I had superpowers so I could vanquish my enemies (1 point – times a million!)

Never have I ever … gone to a renaissance festival in period clothing

Never have I ever … locked myself out of my own house (1 point --- just a few weeks ago, as a matter of fact *palm to forehead*)

Never have I ever … been to a nudist colony (no, but I lived about 3 miles from one for a while)

Never have I ever … set a meal on fire (1 point! Didn’t know you should put oil in the pan when pan-frying pork chops)

Well, those were fun! Maybe we'll do them again sometime. In the interim, go grab a drink. SLAINTE!